Boys will be boys

LM is currently sitting watching the Grand Prix in the kitchen while Daddy cooks.  As the weather has been sublime today he is dressed in just pants & T-shirt (the fetching wellies he was also sporting are now off).  I happened to notice him fondling his gentleman's area through aforementioned pants as I walked past and politely asked him to stop.  To which he replied, "I'm just keeping it warm Mummy!"
No answer to that really

What's in a name?

For some as yet unknown reason LM has given his father & I new nicknames.  I have been christened 'Honker Honker' - and I am not, I'll have you know, over-endowed in the nasal department.  Daddy has become 'Panko'.  Neither of us have any idea where these have come from but they are added to the list of amusing things he says now that we hope to embarrass him with in later life.  To wit: 'sniff' for stiff, dropping the first syllable on words that are clearly too long e.g. 'mingo' for flamingo, and 'cupboards' for covers on the bed.  There are countless others but I shall save them for another day